Anyone…..

heard any good jokes lately?

3 Responses to “Anyone…..”

  1. THE MUM TEST
    I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
    I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
    ‘Why?’ my daughter asked.
    ‘Because it’s been on the ground; you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, And probably has germs,’ I replied.
    At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, ‘Mum, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.’
    I was thinking quickly and replied, ‘All mums know this stuff. It’s on the Mum Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mum.’
    We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
    ‘Oh….I get it!’ she beamed, ‘So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the dad.’
    ‘Exactly,’ I replied with a big smile on my face.

  2. Okay so there was a girl named Anna whose laptop died.

    She has to get a new one now.

    LOL. Be back in a week or two. ;o;

  3. Yasmin Heartsdale Says:

    Hurry back safely Anna!

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